Ode To My Attention Seeking Headphones
We met through a friend, I thought; ‘Why not?’
I needed to pipe music to my ear.
I paid my money to see what you’d got,
How I’ve come to regret how you interfere.
At first I was surprised at your length of lead,
Like a fool I pushed it to the back of my mind.
From that day to this you’ve done nowt but impede,
My every movement; you seek to confine.
Walking with poise in the city is hard enough,
Yet you wrap round chair legs, you catch on railings.
Living with your attention-seeking ways is tough,
You hook on clothes, you exploit my failings.
You’ve a jealous streak a mile wide!
You can’t bear for me to think of anyone but you.
You think nothing of becoming entwined,
And causing me pain and humiliation anew.
Bastard.
Have you tried a twist-tie?
Comment by Liam — March 15, 2007 @ 7:18 am
Bobby pointed that out too. I think I’ll find myself one. I was going to get the iPod clip-on remote thing that’s also a radio ariel but they don’t make one in black yet which is a bit short sighted of them…
Comment by James — March 15, 2007 @ 7:36 pm
I think you’ll find the twist tie is about 1,000,000 times less expensive.
Comment by Liam — March 19, 2007 @ 9:40 am
Twist ties also come in black.
Comment by Liam — March 19, 2007 @ 9:41 am